![]() “ Three dogs, Luke.” Samantha corrected, rolling her eyes and unlocking the car, stomping her foot on the floor as she got out of it. “Calum’s the judge and he’s not here so you lost, and now your dignity is mine and so is your self will, the choice of whatever movie we watch for the rest of the tour and the name of our first four dogs.” “You did it on purpose!” She countered outraged, regretting that stupid “I will not slap you bet” they’d made a little over than 24 hours ago “Calum would –” “Apology accepted, my dear little pigmy.” He mused, receiving a slap in the arm, a look of regret instantly appearing on his girlfriends face at the act as he yelled “ Ha, you lost!” Squinting, the girl hissed “Oh, sorry Mr. “What difference will it make if I’m there or not in case you get mobbed by a bunch of thirteen year olds?” Sam crossed her arms, leaning back on her seat and Luke smirked, replying “You’re right you’re about their height anyway.” Luke fake gasped “You want me to go by myself?” What a lovely visual to have.” Sam replied lovingly, giving him a peck on the lips then patting his chest “Now stop being a pussy and go grab your fatty food so we can go back to the hotel, please?” “If the boys were here they’d be making fake throw up noises by now.” He chuckled between her lips “Or actually throwing up.” “You’re only cuter when you’re angry.” It was barely a whisper on her ear, and it was obvious that she didn’t mean her next words at all, intertwining her fingers on his nape “Stop it.” Luke was brushing his nose against her cheek as she grumbled “ Stop saying I’m cute. “You are so cute.” He was slowly shaking his head, and leaning in and God, seriously, why couldn’t he take her seriously?! “You’re gross.” She shuffled, trying to push him away except not really “Stop touching me, I’m mad!” She cried out “We’re wasting time and gas and slowly destroying the environment all because you’re too much of a pussy to get out of the car to get your damn Doritos!” And if the car needs pushing, I’ll push it, all by myself, under this terrible heat. Luke didn’t seem too threatened though, not when he was biting that stupid pierced lower lip with an affectionate look on his baby blue eyes, left arm rising as he wrapped it around her shoulder “I’ll pay it, babe. You’re paying it.” She pointed a finger at his face with what she hoped it was a threatening eyebrow raised. “I’m almost running out of gas because of the AC. He had the weirdest, most annoying laugh. We’ve been sitting here under this awful heat for almost thirty minutes!” She hit her hand on the steering wheel accidently pushing the horn, making some random people who walked in front of their parked car jump out of scare and the boy sitting by her side threw his head back in laughter. He instantly frowned at that what made her giggle, but then Sam stopped, her face being taken over by a serious expression “C’mon, let’s talk business now. ![]() “ Your mom.” Luke Hemmings childishly replied, giving the girl a pinch in the thigh and she whined “ Robert!” ![]() Samantha snorted, saying with a fake cough “Your mom.” With a squint, the boy said quite smugly “Please keep in mind that even if I get fat, bald and suddenly grow a nose in the middle of my forehead, there will still be someone somewhere who will like me.” “Please keep in mind that if you turn into the incredible fat ass you are inside, there’ll be enough ashes to cover all the beaches on planet earth.” She paused, responding to his provocation “Plus, please keep in mind that nobody likes fat band members.” “Please keep in mind that if I die, I want my ashes to be spread in all the beaches in Australia on a hot summer day, if possible, over incredibly attractive ladies wearing tiny bikinis.”
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